Anonymous asked: ALL THE KING BLAINE. but if i had to pick. 2 6 and 42 please

callmekitto:

2.) KING BLAINE WAKES UP IN THE MORNING AND GREETS THE DAWN WITH A SOLO FROM THE DISCOGRAPHY OF THE LADY P!NK, THE LADY PERRY, OR SCANS THE TOP SINGLES ON ITUNES FOR AN APPROPRIATE PERFORMANCE.

AFTER LUNCH, KING BLAINE WORKS ON HIS PLANS TO BUILD A TIME MACHINE TO GIVE BRYAN FERRY A HIGH FIVE.

6.) KING BLAINE EATS AN ENTIRE COW EVERY MORNING AND SIX CHICKENS EVERY NIGHT

JUST KIDDING

KING BLAINE LIKES PANCAKES

42.) KING BLAINE ENJOYS IMPROMPTU PERFORMANCES IN THE ROYAL DANCE HALL. THE ROYAL FURNITURE BUFFER, HOWEVER, DOES NOT ENJOY BUFFING OUT THE TEENY FOOTPRINTS