Fuck this, I’m going to Dalton

  • No teachers
  • Hot boys everywhere
  • Kick-ass no bullying policy
  • Homework is only for throwing
  • They give you a free pet just for joining
  • You never have to worry about what to wear
  • Sexiness is encouraged
  • There’s a slow-motion hallway
  • There’s a special room only for drinking coffee and making out
  • No class, ever
  • And if you burst into song, the whole school shuts down.