Reblog if you know what “anvil-sized hints” means, if you ever read Cassandra Claire and the leather pants, if you used to lurk on Fiction Alley, if you ever fell out of your chair laughing at the Wall of Shame, if you remember when it was called the H.M.S Harmony, omg reblog this if you have any idea what I’m talking about.
Hey, Potter…. I drew a picture of you
This song is perfect.
(Warning: Spoiler gif under the cut)
My point is: YOU ARE NOT POWERLESS OR AT THE MERCY OF SOME EVIL CONSPIRACY TO SPOIL YOU. I know accidents happen, and maybe you’ve seen a spoiler or two against your wishes - and that’s unfortunate. But if you really really care about not being spoiled, then YOU need to be proactive about it. Take action - and I don’t mean yelling at HP fans or trying to tell them how to run their blogs. Do one of the above things. I know you don’t want to get offline - but honestly, if being spoiled is really going to ruin your life, you owe it to yourself to take precautions and stay off of tumblr for the few hours/days before you can see the movie for yourself. It will be worth it in the end.
otp otp otp
And it has a recipe for “Spotted Dick”, so Jo and I were reading the description and giggling to ourselves. I kid you not, it says, WORD FOR WORD:
“Hermione refuses to eat after discovering that enslaved house-elves cooked her food. Ron has no such qualms and naughtily tries to tempt her with spotted dick.”

Holy. Shit.